1 Corinthians 6:9-12

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God. Such were some of you;

but you were washed,
but you were sanctified,
but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.

All things are lawful for me, but not all things are profitable. All things are lawful for me, but I will not be mastered by anything.

well. i got the job. i am the nanny of the yet to be delivered gunter twins. that's right. twins. i am so excited to get to work with this family, and i get $4.00 an hour more than i have been making...so...that's alright.

and in more interesting news...

my blog blows.

just wanted to say that first, before anyone else could. kinda like when you trip...you gotta make fun of yourself for being clutzy before anyone else can. i kinda feel that way when i wear shorts too...like "hey...look at my blindingly white legs! and yes...they do glow in the dark!" right before everyone was thinking "whoa! kim's legs are terribly white!"

and as for new lingo...i am trying to say rot instead of suck. i like it better...and i got it from binkie barnes...only my favorite cartoon character. (meg...i know you feel me on this one...) he is also the one that coined the phrase "lyey lie face" of which i try to use at least once a day...or when i run into liars.

speaking of liars...i believed in snipes. i am shamefaced just writing of it. they were being discussed around the campfire...and i kept asking more questions about them. cool that they don't exist.

stupid.
stupid.
stupid.

this same person also tried to convince me that the milky way was not the milky way, but high altitude clouds. i didn't believe him on this one...i got a D in astronomy...i think i would know the milky way if i saw it...sheesh.

did anyone watch ghostwriter? meg? well anyways...hector from ghostwriter is the token gay guy on this season of real world...it's totally funny cause all i can see is him when he was a kid...little hector solving mysteries with the help of his ghost friend and sister.

and most importantly, the first season of the oc is dropping this tuesday. and with that, my life is complete.

hey hey hey.

the johnson's are back from our camping trip...and i have big news.

we now have friends.

we actually had people to talk to at church besides jana and justin...and we had people to go eat dinner with afterwards...at good ol' freebirds. i have some new numbers in my cell phone...and one of my friends even let me pick how his phone would ring when i called. i picked "hey now, you're an all-star..." i hate me some smashmouth...but his phone's version of the song could not be passed up.

so...news...like i promised.

• becky is now fresh meat. to someone she doesn't want. he's not a hint getter either, if you know what i mean.
• i am now in love with someone else's boyfriend. i have issues.
• i got a "spider" bite this weekend...went to the doctor, and found it to be an infected bug bite. it's sick. my ankle is totally swollen and red.
• we saw a guy driving and playing his harmonica. driving. AND PLAYING. his harmonica. you never know what to expect in the hills of texas.
• my friends foot mildewed this weekend. yep, you read right...her foot. apparantly, she wore the same socks all weekend even if they were wet. it was sick.

so, needless to say, this past weekend was great. and this coming weekend will be enjoyable too. old friends are always welcome here.

i haven't heard about my job yet, but i will keep you all informed. since i actually have stuff to post about, i will try to much more.

so, i might have a job. a permanant job. isn't that how it always goes. just when you are used to your come and go job and you have decided to stay at that one, something better comes along. i'll keep you updated oh faithful followers.

today i am off to lost maples and garner state park for some good ol' camping. despite the fact that i am sick, i am extremely excited to go. it's been like 60 degrees the past couple of days...perfect weather for camping.

i am sure all of you have been wondering where i stand on the presidential election. so fresh and so clean has always been known for it's strong political views. well...i am with jeff t on this one. my reasoning...i don't like either bush or kerry.

and so my dear friends, that's all i have for right now. i will post about the camping trip, the job, and the visits by the friends from lubbock. keep it locked to the left...so fresh and so clean.

as i am so sure that i lost any readers that i once had...i will throw you all of guard and post.

life here in austin is good. real good. except for a few small hang-ups.

• i NEVER open the gate the right way to get into the pool. it's always this awkward situation of pushing...pulling...pushing...pulling...looking around to make sure no one is on their balcony watching you do this...pushing...pulling...
• austin radio sucks. yeah, you would think it wouldn't. but no...i listen to my radio scanning more than i listen to any ONE station. there must be a remedy.
• as for being the fresh meat that we were so excited to be (confession...), our bubble has been burst with the other 20,000 new freshman who are much cuter, MUCH younger and much less difficult. singleness still remains.
• after a month and a half of trucking up my 3 flights of stairs anytime i go anywhere...i am still out of breath when i reach my door. bodies weren't made for torture like that.
• driving around is no problem...i can get around just fine...but the whole driving 25 miles round trip to go to the store...that just sucks. quasar hit 50,000 yesterday, and i am already overdue for an oil change despite the fact that i got one the day before i moved. and the gas...i don't even want to talk about it. good thing i am rich.

as of now, i am sporting an ever so cool oversized keychain that a little girl i babysit for made me. the thing is huge. and it's a fish. with flowers on it. a fish. with flowers. a. fish. with flowers. i think i might have to take out extra insurance just to cover the damage that thing does to...everything. it's totally funny when i forget that it's on my keychain and whip out my keys in front of the "oh so cute" guy at church. "WHOA! sorry to hit you with my huge fish!"

well, i am until monday, not that anyone even checks my blog or even remembers that it never got voted for funniest, or most serious or anything...just a mediocre, nothing blog. i have seen it's links disappearing. thanks meg and heather for keeping the memory of so fresh and so clean alive in your hearts. it's people like you that make me post once every month.