such is my life.

July 25, 2005

a quiz all about me...

matty...i know that i put this on my myspace too...but not everyone checks my myspace...so i thought they should have a chance to take it too. i'm sorry if this has in any way offended you.

July 16, 2005

i got a new stud for my lip yesterday. it looks surprisingly similar to the stud in my nose. i debated about getting it because i didn't want to look like i had too much bling, but all of my friends insisted that that would not be the case.

i go into rudy's today, order my food, and mr. rudy's proceeds to tell me that he likes my bling. yeah...my fears were his exact words.

i hereby conclude that all of my friends are liars.

July 14, 2005

those aren't all the pictures that i have...but those were all of the ones that i wanted to be seen. me and becky have an inside joke about wookies, so we obviously HAD to take a picture with the lego version of chewbaca. i didn't think about again until this:

mr. target film developer: you take good pictures.

me: thanks.

mr. target film developer: did you go to the star wars convention?

me: no...

mr. target film developer: cause i went and they had that same chewbaca there.

me: oh. cool.

i pretty much had confusion face the whole time he was talking to me. so, this post is dedicated to you, mr. target film developer. here are some social skills tips a la kim johnson.

a) mr. target film developer, don't examine my pictures so closely.
b) don't tell me you examined them so closely.
c) don't ask really cool girls if they went to the star wars convention.
d) don't admit to really cool girls that YOU went to the star wars convention.

as sorry as i am to admit it, this is not my first run-in with mr. target film developer. last time i went with my cake pictures this happened.

mr. target film developer: you make cakes.

me: yeah.

mr. target film developer: peanut butter cap'n crunch and lilo and stitch cereal? aren't you a little old for that?

me: no.

and so, mr. target film developer, i would again ask you to refer to a and b above, and will give you one more piece of advice.

e) don't ever make fun of peanut butter cap'n crunch.

July 11, 2005

i'm sorry that this post is ridiculously long...but just know that it took me a ridiculously long time to post all of these pictures...so you all better enjoy. this is pretty much the trip all summed up. enjoy...or i'm coming for you!


b crab walking on the beach Posted by Picasa


b jumping on the beach Posted by Picasa


pee on the beach Posted by Picasa


how she did it Posted by Picasa


legoland Posted by Picasa


getting sick on the kiddy ride Posted by Picasa


"handstand" Posted by Picasa


muscle pulled from "handstand" Posted by Picasa


b's handstand Posted by Picasa


pensive Posted by Picasa


fell in a hole Posted by Picasa


downward facing dog on the beach Posted by Picasa


karate kid...duh Posted by Picasa


you call 911! Posted by Picasa


you call 911! Posted by Picasa


checking for breathing and a pulse Posted by Picasa


just washing some hair Posted by Picasa


and doing a little making out Posted by Picasa


b in a sweet chair Posted by Picasa


me in a sweet chair Posted by Picasa


b on the beach Posted by Picasa


me on the beach Posted by Picasa


me stuck in the railroad tracks Posted by Picasa


b on the phone, me and fall out boy Posted by Picasa


the perfect smoothie Posted by Picasa


888-32-becks Posted by Picasa


skate or die on the no skating tree Posted by Picasa


ahoy! Posted by Picasa


we spent our cash on the meter and it was free...bummer Posted by Picasa


chillin' at the holiday inn Posted by Picasa


skate or die! Posted by Picasa


adam threatening me... Posted by Picasa


private!!??!! Posted by Picasa


this house is huge! Posted by Picasa


trying to get out of the rich people's house Posted by Picasa


b on the rich people's fountain Posted by Picasa


yee-haw! Posted by Picasa


yikes! Posted by Picasa


four! Posted by Picasa


my new shoes...they are haters. Posted by Picasa


frooooodoooo! Posted by Picasa


something went wrong in that bathroom... Posted by Picasa


the butt in the back farted on the plane. Posted by Picasa