well, it's official. i am now the only johnson available. come and get me while i am...hot?

that's right kids. you heard it here first...maybe. becky johnson and jib are engaged!



we thought we would be spinsters together for life...but she has left me to carry on alone. which is quite alright. i am totally excited for her and jib, and also excited for me. who knows what will happen next to kim johnson. not kim johnson, that's for sure. i looked into some jobs and apartments in portland, but then i pooped my pants at the idea of leaving. ALONE. i think i will stay put in austin a little longer. me and quasar will play it cool.

so, i found some apartments that i love. they have a door to a little foyer and then stairs up to my apartment...that is just so...british. i think once we played a game about what country everyone looked like they were from, and if my memory serves me correctly, me and heather apparantly looked british. with that in mind, i guess it means that i MUST live in those apartments. AND they have stackable washers and dryers. who hasn't wanted a stackable washer and dryer of their very own? they are kind of like braces. you know you all wanted them in elementary school...

well, it's 12:30, and i have to go see my twins get baptised tomorrow bright and early...at 11:00. and guess who is providing the desserts for the after party? yeah. it's me. that's what i do. i am so going to heaven.

annnd...this is me. posting more often, just for you.

okay. i am sorry it's been over a month. but i have excellent news.

i am now posting from my bedroom. that's right. the parents came last weekend and bought the johnson girls a computer of their very own. no more waiting for the people at the office to be done talking on instant messenger. no more feeling people's breath on your back while you are typing your homework assignment. so this is what freedom feels like??

there is nothing new in my life. i turn 24 in june, i am done with school in august (can you believe it??), i am going to be an aunt, and i have decided that i want dreads. so, as of today, april 26th, i hereby announce that i am growing my hair out so i can have dreads just like this:


perfect.


i'm pretty sure that if ethan hadn't already proposed to arwynn, even though i like boys, that i would.

and on that note, my dear friends, i will try to post much more frequently. but in the times where my posts do linger, remember the way my blog used to be, and check out my archives. that should hold you until the next post. even though you guys said adam's blog was funnier than mine.

i still think he paid you.