such is my life.

June 05, 2005

i think our seemingly asexual forks and spoons have actually been mysteriously reproducing. somehow, we keep losing forks and spoons, most likely due to old age and bad health care coverage, and ending up with massive amounts of knives. would it be so wrong for the limited number of spoons and forks that we have remaining, to actually mate with their own species and therefore reproduce a fork from a fork, and a spoon from a spoon? "a bird and a fish may love each other, but where will they build a home?" that home has been in the far left drawer. i blame myself for the over population of knives, but this has gone on long enough. tonight, i am drawing the line. spoons on the left and forks on the right.

let's see how many knives we'll have now.

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