such is my life.
February 18, 2008
December 12, 2006
November 01, 2006
if you eat black and orange colored chips from h-e-b, chances are that your poop will be shamrock green for days afterward.
i feel like we secretly pranked every person at our halloween party.
October 26, 2006
October 13, 2006
sweet?!? where do you get off? where do you get sweet? i am dark and mysterious and pissed off! and i could be very dangerous to all of you! i am not sweet! and you should know that about me. I AM THE ENEMY!
September 28, 2006
i hate that you hate the things in other people that you hate in yourself.
my feelings are always hurt when people don't write me back.
but saying that means i am the biggest hypocrite of all time.
i'm fairly good at responding to emails and written letters...but phone calls? goodness. i can't even begin to say how many phone calls have gone:
do i think about the fact that those people's feelings might be hurt like mine are when people don't write me back?
so, i think this proves that i am a heartless jerk.
ps - i've lost all abilities to sleep. if you are a fellow insomniac, please call me. i promise i will try to answer. or at least try to return your phone call.
September 18, 2006
so...here in austin, there's the austin chronicle. and in the austin chronicle, there's a section called a shot in the dark. i will be honest and say that i check a shot in the dark weekly hoping that someone out there thought i was hot and is desperately trying to find me.
aside from my lame fantasies, this two were posted this past week.
"red bike/glasses: wanna be your boyfriend i will tell you who i am if you tell me who you are lets encourage each others dreams"
"red bike girl: WITH GLASSES SEEKING BOYFRIEND i have glasses and red bike but not sure if message was for me there's a lot of cyclists in this town"
that girl's response just made me love a shot in the dark soooo much more.
i, too, have a red bike and glasses. should i respond?