sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

if you eat black and orange colored chips from h-e-b, chances are that your poop will be shamrock green for days afterward.

i feel like we secretly pranked every person at our halloween party.

i'm so tired of just trying to keep my head above water.

sweet?!? where do you get off? where do you get sweet? i am dark and mysterious and pissed off! and i could be very dangerous to all of you! i am not sweet! and you should know that about me. I AM THE ENEMY!

i hate that you hate the things in other people that you hate in yourself.

my feelings are always hurt when people don't write me back.

but saying that means i am the biggest hypocrite of all time.

i'm fairly good at responding to emails and written letters...but phone calls? goodness. i can't even begin to say how many phone calls have gone:
a)unanswered
b)unreturned

do i think about the fact that those people's feelings might be hurt like mine are when people don't write me back?

no.

so, i think this proves that i am a heartless jerk.

ps - i've lost all abilities to sleep. if you are a fellow insomniac, please call me. i promise i will try to answer. or at least try to return your phone call.

so...here in austin, there's the austin chronicle. and in the austin chronicle, there's a section called a shot in the dark. i will be honest and say that i check a shot in the dark weekly hoping that someone out there thought i was hot and is desperately trying to find me.

aside from my lame fantasies, this two were posted this past week.

"red bike/glasses: wanna be your boyfriend i will tell you who i am if you tell me who you are lets encourage each others dreams"

"red bike girl: WITH GLASSES SEEKING BOYFRIEND i have glasses and red bike but not sure if message was for me there's a lot of cyclists in this town"

that girl's response just made me love a shot in the dark soooo much more.

i, too, have a red bike and glasses. should i respond?