i hereby dedicate this post to a one matty riley and our bathroom story bond.

yosemite. 2002. my friends bj and josh worked really early in the morning at housekeeping. they always insisted on waking me up in the mornings to go eat with them at the curry cafeteria...which always resulted in the "curry scurry"...but that is another bathroom story for another time. for those of you who don't know...i don't wake up too easily. and this morning was even worse. there had been a fire, and since we were in the valley, the smoke just kind of hung out there. so not only was a really tired, but it also stung to open your eyes. so, we get to the cafeteria and i have to go do my morning pee (don't be grossed out, everyone has a morning pee). the curry cafeteria shared a bathroom with the bar, and since it was yosemite, the only things that ever went on their were sex, drugs, and heavy drinking. so, i go into the bathroom and slip. no big deal. bathrooms are normally semi-wet and slippery. but then i look down...and what do i see? a turd. a human turd. with my flipflop smear in it. and then i cried. not only was i really tired but i also had stepped in human poop.

so there you have it. and matty, now you know my story about the time i stepped in human poop.