anyone want to go to urban with me? how about big lots? how about goodwill?

no one?

i guess i'll go alone. shopping alone sucks.

there's no one to talk to...no one to tell you if you should spend the $14.99 on that one thing you may or may not use in your new apartment...no one to tell you if you should get the bigger size or the smaller size...and worst of all, you may have to walk through nasty grandma fart...and have no one to laugh about it with...so it looks like it was you when you turn around laughing...and that makes you laugh more...all by yourself.

see...that's just no fun.

welp, here i go. at least i've got my checkcard to keep me company.