i hereby dedicate this post to matty riley. the ancient art of peeing with two rocks.

when peeing in the woods, it is important that you take the necessary precautions to avoid getting wet. these are similar to the precautions that guys need to take when peeing in the woods. guys need to worry about the wind. girls need to worry about the slope of the ground. i would most likely want ground that sloped back away from me, so the pee didn't run all over my shoes. but, the choosing of the rocks is the most vital choice. you want two rocks that are similar in height, and you definately do not want rocks with sharp edges. once you find two perfect rocks to put on your perfect slope, place them about 3 inches apart. put a cheek on each rock, and you've got yourself your own little makeshift toilet.

note that if you are going to poop, you'll need to dig a hole.