ahem. i just wanted to share a little bit of my childhood with you all. here is a rap that was in our choir books in elementary school. we were always seriously stoked to get to "sing" it. feel free to sing along if you know it.

when i grow up,
i'll be so tall,
i'll get me a scholarship for basketball.
and if my head,
hits the sky,
i'll get me a job as a weather eye,
on tv.
under lights.
working nights,
that's me,
growing up.
outta sight!

and before anyone asks, i WILL rap this on request cause it's so totally gnarly!