here is a frightening fact i just realized about myself:

when i stare...my eyes cross.

is that normal? i gotta look like mike myers in view from the top. or crazy eyes in mr.deeds. i think that crossed eyes is becoming a fad on tv and movies. in a few years we'll be saying, "oh, yeah, there's the token crossed eyes guy/girl." who knows...maybe i will be one of them.