episode two: engagement

upon hearing that her friend has gotten engaged, a girl will immediately say, "so, let me see the ring." ooohs and awes will directly follow, along with thoughts similar to these; "that ring would look really good on my finger.", "i wonder what my ring will look like.", "i would like this size, cut, blah blah blah." boys on the other hand, will hear of the engagement and say "cool." until they become sweaty and fidgety because of their realization that they too might have to propose to a girl one day. so, let me further expand on this idea...it looks very similar to the opening scene in the lord of the rings: the two towers. your girl wants a ring. you know she wants a ring. so what do you do? you take out your sword and tell her if she talks about a ring one more time, you will slit her throat. so. she crys. and then you pity her, and eventually give her a ring...but not without a fight. so there you have it...the difference between guys and girls on engagement. and also, this will no longer be called "the difference between guys and girls." let it be known that i have hereby renamed it "guys on the other hand."